I wanna see Far Cry

http://kotaku.com/5052716/oh-noes-far-cry-releasing-in-germany-only

"WHAT."

The thing with terrible movies, is that once one comes along - it does terrible, is terrible, is written down as the 'werst muvi eva' by forumites and the public. But no-one ever learns from their mistakes, especially Uwe Boll. He considers 'being the best director' is simply getting into a boxing ring and going against Micheal Bay, which is apparently happening next month.

What I want to do is, actually see this godamn piece of monkey testicles, spray it with education and shove it back down Uwe's throat. He's never gonna stop making a mockery of video-games through film, if everyone just says ''terrible'' every time one of his movies come out. I can sure get Postal 'cos that's out on DVD, but this I might actually have to go vroooom vrooom vrooooooooooosh. I might watch it online or something.

I love watching/ playing terrible things, it let's me point out all of their mistakes and ****-ups, and hand it back to them on a plate. Especially if it's a film, because then I can get across to more than just a couple of readers. Your probably thinking by now ''Purple, your a werid child!'', while you could be right, you wouldn't love me any different!

Also, I don't even have to point out all the... horrible things about this Far Cry trailer, peace out.